How I met your mother
September
2022
I met Mrs Clown at the airport. You’ll never guess what happened next. Continue reading
Blog Archives
Queen Elizabeth the Last
September
2022
We should replace the Royal Family with a series of cuddly mascots elected by the children. Continue reading
How much do you want to know?
August
2022
I need to know enough about my tumour to ask good questions. Continue reading
The Promise
August
2022
I promise to serve my God, the Queen, the Commonwealth and the Sea Cadet Corp. Continue reading
I’m Feeling Good
August
2022
No pain or side effects at all and I’m feeling good.
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Vintage Tastes
August
2022
Today, I sat in the sunshine with my little dog and my special chair and I opened my bottle of 2020 vintage ale. Continue reading
How should we live?
July
2022
Better to go down in glory, adventurers to the very end, than to wait for the end to come to us. Continue reading
I gots to know
July
2022
My oncologist thinks I might be the kind of person who just likes to know stuff. Continue reading
Does that make sense?
July
2022
I smell dog treats ALL THE TIME. My coffee smells of dog treats. My salmon smells of dog treats. Continue reading
Google versus doctors
July
2022
Don’t confuse your Google search with my medical degree. Continue reading